i love being the author of once then twice again and being friends with the author of render tbh
Imagine your OTP passionately making out on the beach, the moonlight illuminating them so perfectly… until the one on top gets their ankle pinched by a roaming hermit crab.
#even better whoever it is would be like ‘OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! UGH! OW! GOD IN HEAVEN OHH’#and other people are just like ‘if you’re gonna get laid at least KEEP IT DOWN PLEASE’ (via itstimetodrew)
HEY SO im fucking stuck horrifically can someone redline or throw me some really good refs for the tall dude’s left hand??? because i am just. no. no no no no.
So I was looking up some Bioshock names on Neopets and I searched for Martin Finnegan and
the iceman cameth, indeed
sometimes i think i’ve moving away from neopets and then i happen to look up a pet name thats taken and i just THIRST for a dumb abandoned starry uni for like thirty minutes straight wondering if i could beg TNT to let me adopt him
honestly tho how do they look so badass in their team pictures in the official art when everyone is a loser???
important ship tropes:
- fake dating
- SECRET dating
- being locked in a room or trapped in a small space
- huDDLING FOR WARMTH
- BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED
- finishing each other’s sentences,…
My laptop is a few years old and a nothing fancy Toshiba so I have all of the settings as low as possible (which includes putting it on windowed mode) so ???
is my wallpaper scaring you I don’t ???
I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THIS ANON MEANS CAN ANYONE ENLIGHTEN ME
Happy birthday, Marco!
This doesn’t actually have anything to do with birthdays, but it’s JeanMarco, so why not? (And of course it’s fluffy because what else do I ever write?)
Title: ‘Special Occasion’ - SNK; JeanMarco
Summary: ‘… maybe it was a special occasion after all.” (Jean is sick, Marco is sweet and some things are more serious than they seem.)
Nurse Marco ^-^
Following many jokes on twitter about Marco the vampire who is mentally stuck in the fifties and kind of grossed out by the concept of biting people…I found my self doing this in an attempt to break my writers block. It’s choppy and awkwardly paced and kind of generic, but hey, it’s complete and about 5000 words, and hopefully having something out there in the world will make working on commissions a little less like pulling teeth. Here ya go guys! Enjooyy.
God what a dork.
There are things in life that just kind of blindside you. Situations where you find yourself looking back over a long string of decisions, all of which seemed very reasonable at the time, very normal, very blah, all of which lead you to this completely incomprehensible place.
Like, you know how the Mythbusters talk about having those “What the hell are we doing?” moments, when they’re about to drop a car out of a helicopter or blow up a robotic shark or whatever. Or there’s those people who end up in extreme survival situations, like the movie where James Franco had to cut his arm off with a pocket knife. (At least they tell me that’s what happened. There is no amount of money, booze, or shirtless James Franco that would have gotten me into that theatre.)
Or there’s me, Jean Kirchstein, fairly normal 23 year old, college grad, sitting in the dark slightly woozy from bloodloss and trapped by a vampire.
Okay so it’s like noon and only dark because the curtains are drawn, and I’m only ‘trapped’ because he’s asleep on my chest, because he’s kinda hurt and really tired and…really really fucking cute and I don’t want to wake him up, okay. Even if he is drooling on me a little.
kaishun snail mailed me this. TRUE DEDICATION
misterbananabeak lays down some truths about Jean Kirschtein
Here we go
i feel like i should clarify the guy on the right wrote the article AGAINST misogyny hes not an mra type
Seriously must read
READ IT NOW
I just read his article some minutes ago and now saw this picture, I just had a mini heart attack. THIS MAN IS GOLD. Read his article, seriously.
This article was fucking beautiful
Arthur Chu is really great and hilarious, and completely and utterly slept on. You should all check out his twitter.