snakes on a plane
Senpaiiiii I would break out the cherry blossoms and everything but I’m heading to some kind of cult meeting (someone called it “Formal?”) and I’ve been told my laptop is not an acceptable accessory.
which is such a shame because i just finished your porn fic
SWEATS NERVOUSLY IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF angels-in-your-angles
Favorite Game Grumps Moments 1/∞ - Popsicle Stick (x)
[likes and unlikes and relikes post until the end of time]
if youre that desperate for me to notice you get on skype
So marceline (longfin danio), lemongrab (yellow glofish) and gumball (pink glofish) plus their two turret landlords (who may not may not be in some kind of relationship with lemongrab who freaks the fuck out for hours after I so much as touch a turret) got some new friends today!
Meet Atlas and Peabody the Neon Tetras, plus The Lich King (ghost shrimp) and His Noble Lich (maribo?? moss ball) they are already behaving much better than their roommates who were absolute shit babies to photograph (except lemongrab who waited patiently against the back wall as Marceline and gumball kept blurrily photobombing each other)
HEY FRIENDS GUESS IT’S TIME FOR A GIVEAWAY
I recently hit 800 followers (and 8k hits on Render) which is HELLA CRAZY SO i am doing a tiny modest giveaway!
- FULL EVENT SHINY LEGENDARY DOGS SET (shiny suicune, shiny raikou, shiny entei ALL event pokemon from Gamestop with HELLA RAD MOVESETS)
- ANY TWO of the SNK charms listed above (EXCEPT for Jean and/or Marco unless I end up magically getting duplicates since it’s a random box)
- ANY TWO of the Free! charms above (so you can have your matching ship YEEE)
- ANY OTHER FANDOM ITEM ranging between 20-35 bucks
- If you’re following me before the giveaway, you get ALL FOUR PRIZE PACKS so everything on the list
- If you’re following me since the giveaway started, you get THREE prize packs, your choice
- If you’re not following me, you get TWO prize packs, your choice
- International shippers will be docked one prize pack because i’m sorry but i’m kind of poor (so if you’re a non-follower outside the US you’d get one prize pack, etc.)
- Likes and Reblogs count, please only reblog once though
- If this post gets over 3k notes I’ll throw in a FULL SHINY EVENT SINNOH LEGENDARIES SET (shiny palkia, shiny dialga, shiny giratina)
Giveaway ends on March 21st (or later, depending on when the keychains come in)
i’m too sober to be writing this but im getting dragged off to drink again in like two and a half hours i must abstain
HEY Y’ALL I’M OPENING COMMISSIONS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
Contact me via note if you’re interested! More information under the cut.
A cute little ghost for your dash.
YOU CLICK AND DRAG PEOPLE. WHY?
i cant breathe this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so proud of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
this makes my heart smile
"so basically what you’re saying," and he points briefly in the Salvage’s direction, "is that I should go ahead and tap that ass."
god bless saro god bless jean kirschtein god bless america
(Ahhhhh a little late, but uh)
er, just, here, have a happy dancing Salvage and his boyfriend. >_>